So, I had all sorts of fun stuff running through my head to post tonight, but it all went away as soon as I walked into the boys' room to get their pajamas and saw this.
Yes, that is my 6 year old son's Raggedy Andy doll, handmade by my mother when he was a baby, strung up on a dresser with rubber bands.
Andy has since been rescued, the rubber bands have been removed, and he is sleeping peacefully with his abductor.
Kids. Gotta' love 'em.